9/18/2008

The confusing reality

I've been thinking recently about what one can possibly eat in a typical restaurant that doesn't fall afoul of the newest conventional wisdom on food.

Beef: It's produced by feeding grass eaters corn. So, no.

Chicken: Most chickens are raised in horrific batteries and doused constantly in antibiotics.

Pork: Pigs raised in small pens, rife with disease, and tasteless anyway.

Milk: From those corn cows, and also rife with chemicals.

Shrimp: Raised in cesspools of chemicals in China.

Tuna, both fresh and canned: Mercury, mercury, mercury.

Cod: Your next fish stick might be the last cod there is.

Vegetables: Not local, so massive environmental damage, and also doused in chemicals, and also totally tasteless (see "not local").

Tofu: GMO.

So what are we supposed to eat? Short of using places like Blue Hill as a cafeteria, that is?

2 comments:

Cannelle Et Vanille said...

i ask myself this same question every time i go out to eat. we have actually been eating in more and more since i thoroughly enjoy cooking, but sometimes i do like to go out. it's hard because we can't always dine at fine dining places. terrible.

PG said...

In Manhattan, lots of restaurants with $20-and-under entrees have grass-fed beef, free-range chicken, antibiotic-free pork, etc. Even Chipotle, which is fast food, has "naturally raised" beef, chicken and pork.